I'm here, I'm here! Don't panic!

So it's been a week since I posted last. I was mistaken when I said my boredom would be the main motivation for me keeping up on this so frequently. I forgot that although I do suffer from boredom as though it were an actual disease, I also suffer heavily from A.D.D. and narcolepsy. Not really, but still.

In any case, as a refreshing change of pace I actually did something this past weekend!

In a truly selfless act of humanitarianism (real word? Eh...) one of my friends, who I will call 'Tina', decided to come down to the seventh circle of Hell and rescue me from my life. So me, Tina, and our friend 'Shane' went up to Pittsburgh and partied like Britney Spears before her fifth meltdown.

It was really a blast. No one else had any idea I was going to be there, since I never can be any other time, so they were all shitshocked. After catching up we all proceeded to get crizunk, and I smoked some very good MJ out of a contraption that looked like it would normally be used to administer a colonic. I hadn't seen most of these people for over three months, so it was amazing to get to be with them again.

One thing I realized as a result of being around my friends, who are some of the many people who knew me during my Golden Age in college where I was literally like a living god, was that I truly miss being in school. I love to learn and be educated, but I've always been one of those people who preferred to do it all at their own pace. That combined with the fact that I was pretty much the unofficial Paris Hilton of my school and partied almost every waking moment meant that being in school, at least at this time in my life, just wasn't the right thing for me. I honestly can't wait to go back, though. Writing a fifteen page paper on proleteriats has got to be better than what I'm doing right now.